JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A 12 year old boy asked his dad “How many kinds of boobs are there.??” His dad said “Well son, it depends on their age. In their 20s, they are like melons, round and firm. In their 30s and 40s they are like pears, a bit droopy, but still nice. In their 50s they are like onions.”  “Onions.??” the boy asked. “Yes” his father replied. “You see them and they make you cry.”

The boy’s mom and sister were pretty upset. The daughter asked her mom “How many kinds of‘ ‘Willie’s’ are there.?” Her mom answered “. Well, it’s just the same thing. In their 20s they are like an oak tree, strong and hard. In their 30s and 40s they are like a willow, flexible but still useful. In their 50s they are like a Christmas tree.” What??”, the daughter asked, totally confused. “Yeah”, her mom answered. “They are dead from the root up, and the balls are useless.”