01-26-2025, 12:59 AM -
An old man and his wife were sitting in a tavern talking quietly about their past. He quietly asks his wife if she remembers the first time they had sex. "Yes, she says. It was right here in back of this tavern. You held me up against that old fence back there and we did it there that first time." He nods and smiles. "You're right. I think we ought to head back there and do it again for old-time sakes. What do you think.?" She shook her head and said "I think you're being overly optimistic. But, it sounds like fun.!" The old man smiled and said as soon as they had finished their lunch they would sneak back there.
Now, unknown to them, a police officer in plain clothes was sitting quietly in the next booth. He decided to follow them and make sure they were safe. When the old couple got up and left the officer followed them quietly. Arriving at the back fence behind a trash dumpster, the old woman lifted up her dress and the old man dropped his pants. Whereupon they came together and all sorts of writhing, whining, and crying took place for quite a time. Soon, the couple gave out, collapsed to the ground and lay there catching their breath. The police officer, having watched the whole amazing thing, decided he had to speak to them. Maybe they would tell him their secret. It had to be worth knowing he decided.
in a few minutes, the couple struggled to their feet, rearranged their clothes and started to walk carefully back toward the street As they drew close to the officer, he stepped out and said, "That was amazing. You folks must have had an amazing sex life. I have to ask, What is your secret.?"
The old man, just now recovered enough to speak, said in a strange, garbled voice, "No secret. The last time we were here that wasn't an electric fence.!!"
Now, unknown to them, a police officer in plain clothes was sitting quietly in the next booth. He decided to follow them and make sure they were safe. When the old couple got up and left the officer followed them quietly. Arriving at the back fence behind a trash dumpster, the old woman lifted up her dress and the old man dropped his pants. Whereupon they came together and all sorts of writhing, whining, and crying took place for quite a time. Soon, the couple gave out, collapsed to the ground and lay there catching their breath. The police officer, having watched the whole amazing thing, decided he had to speak to them. Maybe they would tell him their secret. It had to be worth knowing he decided.
in a few minutes, the couple struggled to their feet, rearranged their clothes and started to walk carefully back toward the street As they drew close to the officer, he stepped out and said, "That was amazing. You folks must have had an amazing sex life. I have to ask, What is your secret.?"
The old man, just now recovered enough to speak, said in a strange, garbled voice, "No secret. The last time we were here that wasn't an electric fence.!!"



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