JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

Little Johnny was in a hurry for breakfast, he was extra hungry. So he asked his mom "What's for breakfast.. I'm hungry". His mom asked him if he had done his morning farm chores. Johnny admitted he hadn't done them yet, so his mom sent him out to do chores before breakfast. Johnny was upset so as he was gathering eggs he kicked one of the chickens. They when he was feeding the pigs he kicked one of them too. He finished up by feeding the milk cow and kicked her as he was leaving. When Johnny got back to the house his mom served him a bowl of corn flakes. Johnny complained because he saw the eggs cooking and smelled the bacon in the kitchen. "Why don't I get any eggs and bacon?" he asked. "And why is there no milk on my cereal?"  Well. his mom said,  "I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week." "And then you kicked the pig, so no bacon for a week either." "And then on your way back, I saw you kick the poor old milk cow, so I guess you will have to eat your cereal dry." 

About this time Johnny's dad came down stairs and kicked the cat across the room. Little Johnny stood up from the table, looked his mom right in the eye and said to her....... "Well, are you going to tell him, or should I ??"