JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

An 80 year old man went into church one Sunday. He wandered around for a minute then went into the confessional. When the priest entered the old man began his story. "Father, I'm 80 years old.... Yesterday, I met two beautiful airline attendants. They went home with me and a short time later we went into the bedroom. I made love to both of them, Father, twice.!"  The priest thought for a minute and then asked, "How long has it been since your last confession.?" The man responded, " I've never been to confession, Father. I'm Jewish.!" The priest, shocked, said, "Well, why are you telling me about this.?"  The man said, "Hell, Father, I'm telling everybody.!!"