JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A mother appeared at the doctor's office with her 15 year old daughter. When the doctor entered the exam room he asked the mother, "Okay, why don't you tell me what's wrong... What I can do to help.?" The mother replied, "Well, it's my daughter Mandy. Lately she has been having some cravings and gaining a little weight, and she has been feeling a little bloated and a little sick at times." The doctor read through Mandy's record and finding that she's been incredibly healthy for the most part, decided to give her a complete physical examination.  About an hour later after completing the exam, the doctor comes back to the room and meets up with them both. "Well, it's not terribly unusual and she will be fine, but we have found the issue." The mother, seemingly pleased, said, "That's great. Tell us what is going on.". Well, the doctor said, "Your daughter, Mandy is pregnant. About 3 months along, I would say."

The mother, stunned, hesitated before saying, "That's silly. It's not possible. She has never been left alone with a man in her entire teen life. Isn't that right, Mandy.?" Mandy said, "Yes mom, that's right. I've never even kissed a man." The doctor shook his head then walked over to the window.   He stood there and looked out the window as the mother and daughter waited. Finally, the mother spoke up and asked, "What's happening doctor? What is out there? Is something bad happening.?" The doctor turned around for a minute before turning back to continue his vigil outside. He said, "Oh, nothing's wrong. It's just the last time something like this happened was a long time ago when a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill." I'll be darned if I'm going to miss something like that.!!!"