JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A 17 year old young man in England met a cute girl who was 16. They 'liked' each other so their friendship progressed along quickly. On this particular day, the girl invited him to her house for dinner. She asked him if had any condoms. He said no. She said well, head on down to a pharmacy before you come over and pick up some. Then when my parents go to bed, we'll have a go.! The boy thought that was a great idea so later that day he found a pharmacy close to his house and went in. He asked the pharmacist for condoms. The pharmacist asked him if he knew anything about condoms, like strength, size, texture, and even color. The young man admitted he knew nothing about condoms. The pharmacist told him to wait at the end of the counter and he would come down and explain things for him. After a good long conversation the pharmacist asked him if he wanted a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or the special deal on the family size pack. The young man immediately spoke up and said he'd better take the 'family size' because he planned on doing a lot of shagging.

So, later that evening when he went to his girl's house for dinner, he was invited in and when they sat down to eat he was asked to say the blessing. He came out with a nice blessing, and then continued to pray. As the minutes went by everyone was getting a little antsy. He finally wound up the prayer and dinner went along sort of smoothly. When the meal was finished and the table cleared, the girl grabbed his hand and hauled him into the living room. She spoke to him and said she hadn't realized that he was so devout and spiritual. He was sort of panicking when he turned to her and said "I didn't realize that your father was a pharmacist.!!