JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A middle-aged man and wife were having a monetary discussion. The wife asked her husband, "Honey, serious question now. We're going on vacation to the Holy Land next month. If something should happen over there and I died, ... like an accident or something, you know" "It says here in the brochure that it costs only $500 to be buried there around jerusalem. And it supposedly costs $20,000 -- $30,000 to have someone 'prepared' and shipped home. What should we do.?  What would you do if it were me.??"  Her husband re-stated the question, "What would I do if you died overseas on our trip.?? Burial over there for about $500 dollars, or shipment home for at least $20,000.??" He hesitated while his wife looked at him... "Well, I would have you shipped home."  His wife, somewhat surprised, said, "Really.?" "You would spend all of that money to ship me home.??"  "Why would you do that.??"  He smiled gently at her and said, "Well, over 2000 years ago a man died over there and was buried. Three days later he was reborn and dug his way out of a crypt covered by a huge stone."  "I know it sounds crazy, but I just couldn't take that chance." ..!!!!