JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

An older man was sitting on a park bench sobbing and sniffling. A young man in his twenties saw him there and sat down for a minute. He spoke to the old man and asked what was wrong.  The old guy hung his head and started to explain. "You'll never understand" he said. "Just tell me" the young guy said. "Well", the man said, "My wife is at home waiting for me. She is very young and beautiful. Every day we make love before she goes off to work. Then she comes home at lunch time and we make love again before she makes a nice meal for us. Sometimes in the afternoon, she manages to come home to say 'Hi" and we end up in bed again. Then she gets home in the evening and we have supper before going to bed where we make love off and on all night." The old guy breaks down and starts crying harder. The young guy says: " I don't understand. It sounds wonderful. I think you must have the perfect marriage.!! So, what's wrong? Why are you so upset.?" The old guy shakes his head and through gasping sobs and tears says, --- "I can't remember where I live.!!"