JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A woman wakes up really early and discovers her husband is not in bed. She grabs a robe and goes out into the house. She finds him sitting at the table in the kitchen with a cup of cocoa, moping and sniffling.. The woman sits alongside him and then starts a conversation.

"Honey" she says. "Why are you down here.? Can't you sleep?"
Her husband looks at her and responds. "Just thinking. Do you realize it's been 20 years, today, that we've been together?" "Do you remember our first date?" "I was 18 and you were 16."
She answers him quietly. "Yes, I know, and I DO remember it."
He asks, "Do you remember the time your dad caught us in the back seat of my car.?? He threatened me with a shotgun.! "He said -- Either you marry my daughter or I swear, I'll see you thrown in prison for the next 20 years."
His wife nodded and smiled. "Yes, honey, I remember. That was quite the occasion.!!"
He nodded and a tear started down his face... "I would have gotten out today.!"