JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A man wakes up in the hospital.  He is bandaged from head to foot, only his eyes, ears and mouth remain exposed. Looking himself over, he wonders if he is dreaming or in the afterlife. A doctor walks in... "Oh, good.... I see you're awake", said the doctor. "Now you won't remember this, but you were in a terrible pileup on the freeway." "But, you're going to live, and you'll recover completely .... well, almost completely." The man looks at the doctor, and the doctor continued. "You see, in the accident your 'willy' was severed and we couldn't find it." "But, don't worry, you have a decent insurance settlement coming.... and we can rebuild it with a very nice prosthetic." The doctor continued, "You'll have to decide though, it costs a thousand dollars per inch. You need to discuss it with your wife." "She might be happy with five inches, or she might want some 'enhancement'." The man thought that it was a good idea, and agreed to discuss it with his wife. The next day the doctor came by again and seeing the man awake stopped for a brief consult. "So, did you talk it over with your wife.?", the doctor asked. "Yes." the man said. "We discussed it." The doctor hesitated for a second then asked, "Well, what was your decision.?"  The man responded, "She said we'll get a new kitchen."