JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!
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12-09-2025, 03:37 PM -
A young boy was outside helping his grandfather in the garden. After digging around for a minute he noticed a worm crawl out of a little tunnel. He called his grandfather over, pointed at the worm and said “I’m going to stuff him back into that hole he crawled out of.” The grandfather laughed and said, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t do it.!!” The little boy thought for a minute then said “I’ll be right back”. He ran into the house and returned a minute later with a can of hairspray. He stretched the worm out straight then quickly sprayed him down. After a short time he sprayed him a second time then let him dry. Then he picked up the now stiff worm and pushed him back into his hole. The grandfather, fascinated by his ingenuity, immediately handed a five dollar bill to the boy. Smiling to himself, he picked up the hairspray and headed back into the house. A short while later he returned and handed his grandson another five dollar bill. The boy, confused, said “but grandpa, you already paid me the five dollars.” His grandfather smiled and said, “I know.! This five dollars is from grandma.!!!”
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RE: JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!! - by Hobbit99 - 12-09-2025, 03:37 PM

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