JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

Due to the rising cost of health care we are now forced to perform our own medical exams from home. We go outside and pee under a tree then wait exactly ten minutes. If ants gather there the diagnosis is Diabetes. If the grass dries up, it's High Blood Pressure. If it smells like barbecue it's High Cholesterol. If you forgot to pull up your pants it's Alzheimers.