JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A man was talking to a friend at work. His face was swollen and he seemed to be in pain. He explained to his friend... "I asked my wife if she would wear gloves if she had no hands. She said "No, of course not." So then I asked her if she would wear socks if she had no feet. "No. you idiot" she said. Nodding at her answers, I then asked, "Well, why do you wear a bra then..??"
The man paused for a second then continued, "So, I'm scheduled for dental surgery tomorrow...""