JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

Two guys were walking together in the woods, trying to impress each other with their outdoor knowledge and  woods-craft. One said to the other, “Oh look, deer tracks.” The other guy, not wanting to be outdone said, “Yes, nice clean tracks, but those are wolf tracks not deer tracks.”  The first guy, eager to show his dominance, said “I learned everything from my dad, and those are definitely deer tracks.”  Well, the argument was under way, both of them arguing and explaining why their interpretation had to be right. Then the train came along and killed them both….


This was originally NOT two guys, but I changed it… not wanting to appear ……. well, anything other than 100 % fair.