JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES - HAVE SOME FUN.!!

A man walked into a bar at 9:58 PM. He grabbed a seat next to a guy who had apparently been there awhile, just as the 10:00 O'clock News started. The news was covering a man who was standing on a ledge of a building 30 stories in the air. The impaired guy spoke up and asked him,   "Do you think he'll jump??" The guy looked back at the screen for a moment then said, "You know, I think he will." The other guy said, "Well, i'll bet he won't." The man grabbed some cash then threw $30 down on the bar and said, "You're on.!" His bar acquaintance found his $30 and placed it on the bar as well. They sat quietly and watched for a few minutes, then the guy on the news leaned out and jumped off of the ledge, crashing to his death on the pavement below. The loser of the bet in the bar handed over his money and said, "A bet is a bet. You won fair and square." The man said, "Nah, I can't take your money. I watched this earlier as a 'special report'. I knew he was going to jump."  The other guy insisted though saying, "Yeah, I watched it too. I just didn't believe he would do it again.!!"



A woman walks into a pharmacy and up to the pharmacy counter. She asks, "Scuse me .. you work here?"  I said "Unfortunately...How can I help you.?" She points to her mouth area and asks, "What is this.?" I look and say, "That looks like a cold sore." She says, "What's it from.?" I shook my head, mumbled, then said, "You kissed anyone who had a cold sore.?" She shook her head. I asked her, "You drink out of a glass or cup from someone else.?" She said "Nope.". I said, "You share a toothbrush or mouthwash with someone who had a cold sore.?" She said "No" again. I said,  "Lady, you better rethink those last three possibilities. Cause you really ain't gonna like the next one.!!"