05-24-2026, 12:47 PM -
The "goezinto" rule ....
A man and his wife were both 54 years old and getting somewhat tired of each other. The man secretly started an affair with an 18 year old office worker and thought it was pretty well hidden. After a couple of months he decided that he would make a permanent change so he decided to tell his wife he was "done" and would be moving out. He thought his wife would be broken up about it, but being a callous sort he didn't mind too much. After work that day he gathered up some clothes and personal items, walked out and drove away. He later texted his wife and told her he was happily seeing his 18 year old assistant and by the way, "don't wait up". After reading the note, she decided to wait a day before responding. The following evening she texted him back saying OK, and it would work out fine because she had an affair going as well with their 18 year old pool guy. Then she added, "Oh, I forgot to mention, I hope you remember your grade school arithmetic." "Because, 18 goezinto 54 a LOT more times than 54 goezinto 18.!!!"
A woman went out with "the girls" on Friday night. She said she would be home by 11:30. She finally dragged in at 2:45 in the morning. Her husband, very worried, was on the couch getting ready to call the police. He looked at her and said, "My god, you were supposed to be home three hours ago. Where have you been.?" She said, "Well, I was walking home and I was followed by an older gentleman. So I had to walk really slow.."
A man and his wife were both 54 years old and getting somewhat tired of each other. The man secretly started an affair with an 18 year old office worker and thought it was pretty well hidden. After a couple of months he decided that he would make a permanent change so he decided to tell his wife he was "done" and would be moving out. He thought his wife would be broken up about it, but being a callous sort he didn't mind too much. After work that day he gathered up some clothes and personal items, walked out and drove away. He later texted his wife and told her he was happily seeing his 18 year old assistant and by the way, "don't wait up". After reading the note, she decided to wait a day before responding. The following evening she texted him back saying OK, and it would work out fine because she had an affair going as well with their 18 year old pool guy. Then she added, "Oh, I forgot to mention, I hope you remember your grade school arithmetic." "Because, 18 goezinto 54 a LOT more times than 54 goezinto 18.!!!"
A woman went out with "the girls" on Friday night. She said she would be home by 11:30. She finally dragged in at 2:45 in the morning. Her husband, very worried, was on the couch getting ready to call the police. He looked at her and said, "My god, you were supposed to be home three hours ago. Where have you been.?" She said, "Well, I was walking home and I was followed by an older gentleman. So I had to walk really slow.."
"A Reasoned Response From A Reasonable Mind"