11-16-2023, 02:13 PM -
I did. I DID.!! I NOTICED..!!
At least I think I did...?? Tell me again, I've forgotten. What were we supposed to have maybe (possibly) noticed. Wait, I know. I'll just go back and look..!!!
Let's see now .....
Ohh, THAT.!! --- No, sorry. I didn't notice. I was too busy whimpering and whining and crying. My football team has abandoned me in my time of need. I don't ask for much. Just a few wins. A team that can break even in the W-L column every season. They don't have to win anything important, like a title of some sort or a even a Division championship. Just a winning season. That's not too much to ask for, is it? LOOK.!! Over there. That's MY TEAM. Aren't they great? Oh yeah, I forgot. They've abandoned me. They don't care that I spent ALL my available cash on team merch. My kids (well, GRANDkids) will have to go without their new NIKEs this week, and I won't be able to buy them their new weekly iPhone. The girls won't get their new hair extensions or "witchy" nails or Jimmy Choos. The boys will have to do without their new biker leathers this week. You think the Panthers care.?? Hah, FAT CHANCE. They hand out a bunch of platitudes, pat me on the head like a little boy, and say ...
"Ahhhh, don't be sad. Go on home and save up. Come back when you've got a lot of money to spend.!!" Yep, that's my team.! They really know how to make a guy feel better about his 'situation'. Quite a collection of Horse-Exhaust and Heiffer-Dust shoveled together in a big pile and heaped upon us in return for our residual, available income.
PLEASE NOTE: Here is the point at which you need to imagine the 'North end of a South-bound horse'.
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At least I think I did...?? Tell me again, I've forgotten. What were we supposed to have maybe (possibly) noticed. Wait, I know. I'll just go back and look..!!!
Let's see now .....
Quote:This is the Keep Poinding game? Against Dal? Our first big playoff win? Oh tell me there’s a chance! We get 16 points on o, n give up 0 on o, we win the last 3 games. I know it’s a stretch, just some positive juju.
Ohh, THAT.!! --- No, sorry. I didn't notice. I was too busy whimpering and whining and crying. My football team has abandoned me in my time of need. I don't ask for much. Just a few wins. A team that can break even in the W-L column every season. They don't have to win anything important, like a title of some sort or a even a Division championship. Just a winning season. That's not too much to ask for, is it? LOOK.!! Over there. That's MY TEAM. Aren't they great? Oh yeah, I forgot. They've abandoned me. They don't care that I spent ALL my available cash on team merch. My kids (well, GRANDkids) will have to go without their new NIKEs this week, and I won't be able to buy them their new weekly iPhone. The girls won't get their new hair extensions or "witchy" nails or Jimmy Choos. The boys will have to do without their new biker leathers this week. You think the Panthers care.?? Hah, FAT CHANCE. They hand out a bunch of platitudes, pat me on the head like a little boy, and say ...
"Ahhhh, don't be sad. Go on home and save up. Come back when you've got a lot of money to spend.!!" Yep, that's my team.! They really know how to make a guy feel better about his 'situation'. Quite a collection of Horse-Exhaust and Heiffer-Dust shoveled together in a big pile and heaped upon us in return for our residual, available income.
PLEASE NOTE: Here is the point at which you need to imagine the 'North end of a South-bound horse'.
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This post was last modified: 11-16-2023, 06:12 PM by Hobbit99.
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